tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311829572011-04-21T13:36:12.778-07:00An homage to knitters with too much time -- and yarn -- on their hands. I mean, really.candyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07966968314369563744noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31182957.post-1153682335471620872006-08-10T12:17:00.000-07:002006-08-10T18:35:53.883-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/1600/knittedmember.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/320/knittedmember.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.yarnivore.com/mt/archives/000839.html">I'm sorry</a>, I got nothin'.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31182957-115368233547162087?l=stupidknittedcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>candyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07966968314369563744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31182957.post-1155119903887334382006-08-09T03:37:00.000-07:002006-08-09T03:38:23.893-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/1600/chickenhat.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/320/chickenhat.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://http://alohamedia.net/sarah/hats/chicken-viking/">Plucked chicken hat</a>. Barbeque sauce not included.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31182957-115511990388733438?l=stupidknittedcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>candyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07966968314369563744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31182957.post-1153682442527824942006-07-26T12:19:00.000-07:002006-07-26T09:04:35.140-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/1600/grenade.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/320/grenade.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.castoff.info/shop.asp">Knitted hand-grenade</a>. But can you take it through airport security?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31182957-115368244252782494?l=stupidknittedcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>candyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07966968314369563744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31182957.post-1153310429389012852006-07-23T04:58:00.000-07:002006-07-23T12:15:55.843-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/1600/wings.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/200/wings.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEsummer06/PATTallete.html">Just like</a> your favorite maxi-pad.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31182957-115331042938901285?l=stupidknittedcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>candyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07966968314369563744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31182957.post-1153310523714230032006-07-20T05:01:00.000-07:002006-07-20T07:17:55.093-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/1600/flag.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/320/flag.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Go<a href="http://www.iberkshires.com/story.php?story_id=17649">d Bless</a> -- oh, never mind.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31182957-115331052371423003?l=stupidknittedcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>candyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07966968314369563744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31182957.post-1153310862850499392006-07-19T05:04:00.000-07:002006-07-19T05:07:42.850-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/1600/vagina.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/320/vagina.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.crochetmycrotch.com/cgi-bin/emAlbum.cgi?cmd=show_thumbs&path=Standard_and_Mini-ginas&tn=1">Vagina.</a> With fun fur pubic hair, <del>snatch</del> natch.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31182957-115331086285049939?l=stupidknittedcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>candyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07966968314369563744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31182957.post-1153310129437927962006-07-17T04:53:00.000-07:002006-07-19T04:56:03.416-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/1600/stainedglass.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/320/stainedglass.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.presbyterianrecord.ca/index.php?dir=200502&id=feature-03">Stained Glass "windows"</a> consumed over $10,000 of yarn, enough to fill 25 Rubbermaid bins.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31182957-115331012943792796?l=stupidknittedcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>candyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07966968314369563744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31182957.post-1153003895792681772006-07-16T15:50:00.000-07:002006-07-19T04:56:38.756-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/1600/ferrari.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/200/ferrari.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1879263.html">Ferrari</a>. With four-wool drive.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31182957-115300389579268177?l=stupidknittedcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>candyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07966968314369563744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31182957.post-1153004076851718132006-07-15T15:53:00.000-07:002006-07-15T15:54:36.853-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/1600/digestive.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/320/digestive.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.strangebuttrewe.com/knitGI.htm">Digestive system</a>, painstaking in its detail.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31182957-115300407685171813?l=stupidknittedcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>candyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07966968314369563744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31182957.post-1153003537314507112006-07-15T15:43:00.000-07:002006-07-15T15:45:37.323-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/1600/wombBEAUTY.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/320/wombBEAUTY.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Knitted <a href="http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEwinter04/PATTwomb.html">uterus</a>, apparently with Fallopian tubes.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31182957-115300353731450711?l=stupidknittedcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>candyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07966968314369563744noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31182957.post-1153003722222705722006-07-10T15:47:00.000-07:002006-07-19T04:56:20.536-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/1600/elvis.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/237/3362/320/elvis.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Elvis-styled <a href="http://www.theshed.co.uk/elviswig.html">wig</a>. In triplicate.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31182957-115300372222270572?l=stupidknittedcrap.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>candyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07966968314369563744noreply@blogger.com1